HOW TO KNOW YOUR VILLAGE WITCHES ARE BEHIND
YOUR MATTER
1. If you download anything from the
internet and it fails at 98%.
2. If you buy a phone at 50K today and the next day
the price drops to 25K.
3. You go to the restaurant on your first
date, and after eating fish, the bone chokes u!
4. After working for 30days, you get fired
without salary.
5. If you take expo to the exam hall and
you can't understand your own handwriting.
6. If u are ready for action and Daddy Junior does not prom party dresses for senior students
stand.
7. If after using a strong heavy perfume,
your body odour still remains stronger than RAID!
8. If after photoshopping your picture, you still look
ugly.
9. If you Break-up with your Boyfriend and he wins #
100M the next day.
10. If the person you were cursing out in
traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a
Job.
11. If you lied to Armed Robbers that you don't have
a phone, Then the phone rings with dis tune <Chop
my money... I don't care...